Teacher: Timmy, where's your homework?
Timmy: I can explain, i can explain....
Teacher: Let me guess... aliens? The dog ate it? Left it on the bus?
Timmy: My neighbour's cat stole it...
A woman was caught on video surveillance stealing two fur coats from a store in Westlake. The fur coats, valued at $5,000, were not recovered, police said.